Method & Shopping
How to make it — the three blend steps — plus practical shopping notes for protein, kelp, and yeast.
Method
1. Grind the hard stuff (~60 sec). Add the water, chia, pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, and Brazil nut (plus walnuts if using). Blend on high until no grit remains — this first pass is what makes a water-based shake feel creamy.
2. Add everything else (~45 sec). Add kale, arugula, lemon, ginger, garlic, tahini, avocado, protein powder, nutritional yeast, and kelp. Blend until fully smooth.
3. Taste and calibrate. Too thick: add water. Too sharp: less garlic or lemon peel next time. Too bitter: drop the peel, juice the lemon instead. Tastes flat: add a small pinch of salt. Drink with a glass of water on the side — the fiber wants hydration.
Shopping notes
- Protein: check the ingredient list is just unflavored whey isolate (+ lecithin) — no hidden stevia/monk fruit that would fight the savory profile.
- Kelp: choose a product that quantifies iodine per serving and includes a tiny scoop (e.g. 90 mg / 450 mcg).
- Nutritional yeast: must say fortified and list B12 on the panel.